i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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