The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
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