I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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