"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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