Nicole vs. Life
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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