and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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