Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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