I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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