Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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