She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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