Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My vagina just clenched in fear
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
So. Much. Porn.
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