the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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