pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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