Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Randomize
