I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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