hotel room ftw
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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