Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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