is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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