dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Randomize
