just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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