I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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