I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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