It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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