u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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