is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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