but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Dear god my vagina.
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