i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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