Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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