I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
