You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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