Just fell off a train. Bad.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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