nutella sex= disaster
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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