I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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