The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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