the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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