some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
the liver wants what the liver wants
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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