Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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