Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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