so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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