remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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