forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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