the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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