just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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