NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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