i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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