lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
and you fell through a lawn chair
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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