You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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