How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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