Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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