Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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