Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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