It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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