we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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