She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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