all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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